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Yo Momma's so Fat......
Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!!!
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please.”
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo mama’s so big, she whistles bass.
Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’
Yo momma so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.