SOME UNEXPECTED COMEBACKS
Customer: What is my mobile bill for the month?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your current bill status.
Customer: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY
Man in a bar says to the bartender, “I got a brand new car for my wife!”
Bartender replies, “Wow! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!”
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Teacher: How so?
Student: Because it is Black & White
After finishing his MBBS a doctor started his practice. He checked his 1st patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by torchlight and finally said, “Torch is okay”
Judge: Don’t you have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court.
Criminal to judge: You are coming daily, don’t YOU have shame?
An excited tourist is on his first trip to